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by canuckchuck | 5 May 2026 | Canadian News, Comedy, Entertainment, Seriously Serious News. Seriously., Sports | 0 Comments

Toronto Maple Leafs have announced their latest revolving door of brass. Young sharp shooter John Chayka will head up the brain trust of the Maple Leafs. President of Maple Leaf Sports & Entertainment, Keith Pelley made several phone calls before appointing Chayka...

Doug Ford spotted this morning rolling back the odometer on one slightly used jet.

by canuckchuck | 20 April 2026 | Canadian News, Politics, Seriously Serious News. Seriously. | 0 Comments

Doug Ford recently purchased a slightly used jet that could be used for his ongoing travels back and forth to the 7-Eleven. And when occasion serves, for work purposes, in his words, "Whatever that looks like." Premier Ford is said to have been in discussions with the...

Artisanal Centerpiece at Bezos Wedding

by canuckchuck | 26 June 2025 | Canadian News, Comedy | 0 Comments

Guests of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez star studded wedding were greeted with artisanal centerpiece creations which bore a resemblance to bags of money. These hand crafted cotton bags had dollar signs, said to be hand painted by carefully trained 5 year olds imported...

Serious news for Serious Canadians. Seriously.

by canuckchuck | 22 April 2025 | Serious Commentary | 0 Comments

Chatting with a friend the other day, we both agreed, the recent election in Canada caused us to act like, dare I say it, Americans. And that's probably not the greatest compliment these days. I apologize to all the "good" Americans. But for the rest of you, rot in...

Making Election Commercials is the new bitcoin

by canuckchuck | 22 April 2025 | Seriously Serious News. Seriously. | 0 Comments

It's the next best thing to bit coin and porch pirating. Introducing our Master Class - How to make election commercials. All the tips and tricks to make your candidate shine and the other guy/gal look like they just kidnapped your favourite nephew in a van down by...

Coming Soon to a Hearing Near You

May 5, 2026 | Canadian News, Comedy, Entertainment, Seriously Serious News. Seriously., Sports

Toronto Maple Leafs have announced their latest revolving door of brass. Young sharp shooter John Chayka will head up the brain trust of the Maple Leafs. President of Maple Leaf Sports & Entertainment, Keith Pelley made several phone calls before appointing Chayka...

Doug Ford spotted this morning rolling back the odometer on one slightly used jet.

Apr 20, 2026 | Canadian News, Politics, Seriously Serious News. Seriously.

Doug Ford recently purchased a slightly used jet that could be used for his ongoing travels back and forth to the 7-Eleven. And when occasion serves, for work purposes, in his words, "Whatever that looks like." Premier Ford is said to have been in discussions with the...

Artisanal Centerpiece at Bezos Wedding

Jun 26, 2025 | Canadian News, Comedy

Guests of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez star studded wedding were greeted with artisanal centerpiece creations which bore a resemblance to bags of money. These hand crafted cotton bags had dollar signs, said to be hand painted by carefully trained 5 year olds imported...

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